As the sign in this weeks' found photo says, here is the famous guitar player from Argentina, Alberto Lesama. What he's doing with that (rubber?) crustacean? Other than attempting to water his friend, it is beyond me. I'm at a complete loss for a comment. So I thought I'd make a contest out of this week's found photo posting. The best caption wins a copy of New York Review Books Classics new edition (restored from the original manuscript) of
William Lindsay Gresham's classic 1947 novel
Nightmare Alley (with an introduction by Nick Toshes), one of the greatest forgotten novels of the 20th Century. I ended up with an extra copy, so I will go to the post office and mail it off to the winner. Send your captions into the comments section, me and Fang will pick the winner, after we announce the winner you can mail your address to us care of this sight to claim your prize.
Addendum: A winner will be announced Sunday, Oct. 24, so you have a whole 24 hours to get those entries in.
Addendum #2: And the weiner, errr...winner is: Viva with her answer:
"Ed Ward is right:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bota_bag"
Please e-mail me c/o this site to have your prize (W.L. Gresham's Nightmare Alley) sent to where ever it is you want it sent.
"I told you not to eat the antanae first! Now, it's wrapped around you absessed tooth. Here, I'll see if I can untie that suckah..."
ReplyDeleteI forget what those wine-bags are called, but that's a pretty common thing in Spanish-themed restaurants from the '60s. Everyone I knew who'd been to Spain had one as a souvenir.
ReplyDeleteEven slime must be served at the proper temperature.
ReplyDeleteHave Bota will travel
ReplyDeleteAlberto Lesama, famed Argentine guitarist and cousin of the great American rock-n-rollers Cliff and Claude Trenier, administers Poontang Serum to a potential member of the International Treniers Fan Club, Argentina chapter.
ReplyDeleteThe search for Eva Peron's body encompassed even the most arcane and bizarre forms of dentistry, as evidenced by Dentist/Guitarist "Doctor" Alberto Lesama.
ReplyDelete(ps. I already have the book, I'm only doing this for kicks.)
Hold still ! You have a little chimichuri stuck on your uvula. S'awright ?
ReplyDeleteAlberto I didn't mean it!!! I swear on my heart!! love your bowtie!!
ReplyDelete"Wait baby! I got some Listerine! Hold still I got it."
ReplyDelete"Oh, Alberto! You such a solid senda!"
Ed Ward is right:
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Not only was Alberto Lesama the baddest guitar player in Argentina, he also had the biggest cock in Argentina.
ReplyDeleteNightmare Alley is even better than Alberto Lesama's eel Juice!
ReplyDelete" Before the show, Alberto auditions prospective groupies"
ReplyDeleteOh Alberto! Is that a gun, or are you just glad to see me?
ReplyDeleteGuitarist Alberto Lesama wows an audience member with another tasty lick.
ReplyDelete"open up and say ahhh."
ReplyDelete"I know I did, baby, but I also told you the check was in the mail"
ReplyDelete"Miss Hoover, I need another worm, mine crawled into my mouth and I ate it".
ReplyDeleteTamale!
ReplyDeleteSenora Ipecacia Lopez regurgitates into the tiny mouth of a crustacean, showing the style and grace that made her our 1948 Argentine Narrow-Stream Vomiting Champion.
ReplyDelete"Dump Ed Ward" Doug Sahm
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