Friday, May 22, 2009

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

notice autograph pre-I Put A Spell On You Can't remember who took this one..... bubblegum card signed business card Esquerita Milochi lights up....
It was the only bar on the Bowery I had never had a drink in. It was called Frida's Disco and it sat on lower 3rd ave in the spot that now stands a club called the Continental. It was a scary looking dive, and in the doorway there was always a drag queen who looked like a thuggish version of one of Wayans brothers (the one who played Homey The Clown on TV) with a head to toe five o'clock shadow and an askew blonde wig. If you got too close to the door the thing that sat in the doorway on a bar stool would call out-- "Hey honey, come here and let me suck yo' cock, it's just $5". I would cross the street just to avoid that doorway. Then one day Frida's was gone, I don't remember the year but it must have been in the early 80's, and in it's place appeared an oddly suburban looking restaurant, a sort of faux- Tony Roma's type place called Jack The Ribber, all new and clean looking, with a sign in the window that advertised-- "Every Wed. Night Live In Person: Screamin' Jay Hawkins". I stopped and stared for a few minutes, it was in fact Wed night, and as I pressed my nose to the glass I could see Jay's greasy conk staring back at me from the other side of the window. I had met Jay a few months earlier at the old Lone Star Cafe on 5th Ave, and had interviewed him for a rag I was working at called the East Village Eye. Jay waved at me to come in (there wasn't even a cover charge), and I was surprised he had remembered me. He told me he got the article that I had sent to his manager's office, and soon he asked me to join him and his Hawaiian wife Ginnie at their table for a drink. So began a weekly ritual that lasted around six months. Every Wed. night I'd go to Jack The Ribber and hang out with Jay and his wife, catch his set, shoot the shit. Jay could drink me and any five people I knew under the table, drinking large water glasses full of J&B, one after the other, they seemed to have no physical effect on him. Ten glasses later, he would set down at the piano and deliver his set without ever missing a note on the keyboard, or flubbing a line. He would always be remembered for his immortal hit-- I Put A Spell On You (then experiencing a bit of a revival since it was on the soundtrack of Jim Jarmusch's Stranger Than Paradise which had just been released). He always sang it, along with the flip side, the rocker Little Demon. The rest of his set drew from his later records like his incredible rendition of I Love Paris, Bite It-- a goofy, x-rated take on the Mar-Keys' Last Night, an over the top, stomach wrenching masterpiece called Constipation Blues, his version of Fats Domino's Please Don't Leave (the arrangement the Fleshtones would soon adopt), my personal favorite-- I Hear Voices with it's almost Shakespearean line-- "I long so much to be/the way I was before I was me", and sometimes tunes from his first Okeh LP-- The Feast Of The Mau Mau, Yellow Coat, and Alligator Wine. He'd shake Henry, the top hatted skull on a stick he'd carry with him onstage, pop and roll his eyes, wag his tongue, shake his shoulders, and you could hear his voice clear out to the middle of Third Ave. For the first few months attendance was sparse, and I got to spend a lot of time talking to Jay and his wife. Ginnie had originally eyed me with suspicion, but when I started bringing a joint or two for her she warmed to me and always seemed happy to see me. The autograph on the top of this page "To James-- the man with the best" was a reference to the joints I always brought. When I requested he sing one of his pre- Spell sides-- Baptize Me In Wine, he dedicated it to me, I think it was the first time anyone had ever done that. He told me stories about Alan Freed, and his manager Tommy "Corky" Vastola, known as "the Gahloot" (the Hesch character on the Sopranos is a composite of Vastola and Morris Levy, watered down into a harmless little Jewish guy, the real duo were terrors). He talked about Tiny Grimes the four string guitar player who gave him his first break, and about wildman Wynonie Harris, one of his heroes. He'd reminisce about playing in afterhour clubs in Cleveland in the 40's, working for Moe Dalitz who became one of the most important men in Las Vegas, and of being a professional boxer in Alaska, where he was nearly killed in the ring. He had funny way with a story, and a very subtle, very sick sense of humor, often punctuating his stories by rolling his eyes all the way back in his head. Around that same time Esquerita Milochi aka S.Q. Reeder Jr. (who began his career playing piano behind gospel singing sissy Brother Joe May "The Thunderbolt Of The Midwest") had surfaced and was playing a regular Monday night gig seven blocks away at Tramps on 16th St, then a hangout for the Westies, a scary gang of west side Irish thug coke heads, who were also the muscle for some wise guys out in Bensohurst. Once I looked up from my drink to see a little runty lookin', red eyed leprechaun in a dirty army jacket staring at me, it was Mickey Featherstone and his glazed eyes caused me to break out in a cold sweat. I returned my eyes to my drink. The same club would book Lightnin' Hopkins, Big Joe Turner (who I saw play there the night he died, he sang Honey Hush twice in row and didn't realize he'd just sung it), Johnny Shines & Robert Lockwood Jr., and other greats to play for crowds of a couple of dozen people at most. Upstairs in the office was the real action, I met my child hood hero Wayne Kramer of the MC5 there, both of us hovering over a mirror full of white powder. Anyway, I had become friendly with Esquerita who took to buying dime bags in the old east village storefronts like the Blue Door, and the Rock, the later being right across the street from my apartment. One Wed. night I took Esquerita with me to see Jay play, SQ had told me they were old friends and he was anxious to catch up with Jay for old times sake, but when I walked into Jack The Ribber with him in tow, I knew something was wrong. Jay stared at me with a cross expression on his face, slightly shaking his head. He pulled me aside--- "You know that guy"? Yeah, that's Esquerita, man, he taught Little Richard how to play rock'n'roll! "I know who he is....." Jay said, making a funny, grumbling noise that emanated from deep in his diaphragm. "That man will steal the fillings out of your teeth". Naw, Jay, he's cool, I insisted. The night ended with the two of them out on the street in front of the club, Jay with a knife, Esquerita with a broken off bottle, blood was spilled, luckily not mine. Soon the Wed. nights became less fun, Jay never quite trusted my judgment after that, and while he was never rude, I could tell he knew I was a fool (which I admit I am and will always be). The weird rib joint began filling up with trendoids with ironed hair and goofy clothes who thought they would become the next Cramps by osmosis if they could just get some of Screamin' Jay Hawkins' mojo in them. The scene just wasn't fun anymore, although things began picking up for Jay which made me happy. He got a shot opening for the Rolling Stones at Madison Square Garden, and he appeared there, emerging from a coffin, a bone in his nose and Henry on a staff in his hand. In 1989 Jarmusch cast him as a hotel clerk in Mystery Train (which I think is his best movie). Jay stole the show in a scene where he swipes the bellboy's peach and swallows it in one gulp. Jay was always an under rated comedian, the best poker face since Keaton, and Jarmusch was the only director smart enough to spot his natural acting talents. Screamin Jay Hawkins would eventually leave New York, first for Hawaii, then to Paris where he lived in tax exile. Jay would tour with the Clash, appear in TV commercials in France, and in the year 2000 he died of an aneurysm, leaving at least 55 illegitimate children. Esquerita would die of pneumonia in a New York hospital in 1986, his immune system destroyed by aids. Mickey Featherstone (who once shot a guy in a 10th Ave bar in the head for not lending him $20) rolled over on his pals in the Westies and went into the Federal Witness Relocation Program. Wayne Kramer lives in Hollywood and still makes music (he's currently doing the music for the HBO sitcom Eastbound and Down). And I'm still here, the last fool standing.

12 comments:

The Chief said...

Bravo, Hound--your blog brings such joy. I was 18 or 19, working in a cement plant in upstate NY--crummy summer job that with all the noise, dust, smoke and heat, would usu. make me uncontrollably giggly and woozy by say Tues. aft. of every work week. Nights fueled by cheap beer. It was the ass end of the 80s and it seemed like all the summer college help was listening to the likes of Jane's Addiction and The B-52's "Love Shack". No solace for me there. My head was elsewhere, as I'd begun discovering the titans of yore--Screamin' Jay leading that parade. So I was astonished when he played a gig in Woodstock--I became an incessant proselytizer, assaulting people with my well-worn copy of "Frenzy" on the Edsel label--I finally coaxed a couple of like minded goons to come and off we went. A hilarious, momentous show, even if Jay's legend seemed a bit more man-sized in person. He was then brandishing a teeny, plastic Henry, plus a sad mix of cheeseball magic tricks/flash powders and wriggling plastic spiders. No coffins on the stage, alas. His vocals and presence were still mighty & wondrous--that sort of operatic basso profundo that you felt as well as heard. He could still work a crowd and yes, now that you mention it, his deadpan stare was like Keaton's. "Bite It" and "Little Demon" were highlights. A lowlight was the extended intro. of his guitar player as the next Jimi Hendrix. There was a long line for beer then. Still, I felt like I'd touched the hem of his garment being there and my prized possession to this day remains my copy of "Frenzy" which he signed that night--"Keep screamin', Screamin' Jay Hawkins" right across Henry's skull. (my ult. geek moment). I remember seeing this badass from the cement plant at the show--he rode a motorcycle to work and never deigned to speak to any of the young guys. He was intimidating and we all avoided this guy. Well, he saw me at the show and never stopped talking to me afterwards. Yes, Screamin' Jay builds bridges & prob. alters yr DNA in some core ways. Years later, I'd have a crabbass roommate who would get drunk and demand to hear "Hong Kong" over and over; he'd tap himself in the chest, chant, "Hong Kong, Hong Kong" in a near whisper and stare off into some visionary ecstasy that only he could see & fathom. I'm told he's a doctor now. All right, enough yakkin', keep screamin'.

Todd McGovern said...

Jim,
Can you recommend a good book on the Westies? When I moved to Hell's Kitchen in '88, I heard their reign had ended. That said, I ran into a couple of Westies wise guys a year ago in that bar under port authority on 9th and 41st.

The Hound said...

"Can you recommend a good book on the Westies? "

The Westies by T.J. English is the standard text on the subject and a helluva fun read.

J.D. King said...

Great story.

Did any of those ironed-hair Crampoids go on to anything we'd have heard of?

Frida's Disco... I forgot about that.

Jackie Curtis' mom used to have a bar on Second around 11th or 12th.

Anonymous said...

Great post. I have a 78 signed by BIG JOE at the old Tramps.Those were great times. Jeff

Bob Pomeroy said...

This might be my favorite Houndblog post yet. Great story. The anecdotal style really suits you.

Jumpy said...

I saw Jay at the new, not improved Peppermint Lounge sometime in the '80s. When an audience member offered him a drink, SJH's wife bolted from her on stage chair and waved it off.
PJL

jneilnyc said...

I saw Jaw the first time not long after this, in a little night spot in Tribeca that may or may not have been using the name Birdland and anyway didn't last very long at that location.

It was a pretty low-key gig, maybe a dozen or so people sitting around as Jay ran through his songs at the piano. I was a bit disappointed at the lack of Show, but also totally in awe of the fact that this was Screamin' Jay in the flesh (and that he even spoke to me on his way out for a short intermission).

Well, I can't say there was NO show... when it came time for the big finale of I Put A Spell On You his wife (who until then had been nursing a drink in the corner) sorta shuffled up to the stage, lit a piece of flash paper, and then shuffled right back to her drink.

It took a while for this brilliance of this sad little gesture to sink in, but I was grinning all the way home.

zev said...

It might have been the Peppermint Lounge where I saw Jay with the Del Lords backing him up around then. When one of the flash pots went off at the wrong time he stood there and yelled at some woman - who I'm now guessing was Ginnie - "You had to go and fuck up the whole damn show!"

(I also was at that last Joe Turner show at the old Tramps, and also had him sign one my mom's old 78s, which he signed "Joe Turner to Joe Turner. KC")

BTW, I learned to always follow your advice in those days when one day in Bleeker Bob's you pulled out the Esquerita import comp on Capitol and said "Never mind all this other shit, just get this. This is great!" But for some reason I didn't - I was probably too cheap because the thing was $20 - and then it went out of print and of course for many years I was dying to have it. (From then on, if you said "the best Bison Bop issues are the odd numbered ones", well then those are the ones I bought first.)

Dr. Humpp said...

Great post. Write a book...

mowrey said...

Your blog is fast becoming legendary on the campus of Ohio University. However, for accuracy's sake, the piece of fruit Jay swipes from the bellboy in Mystery Train is a plum--a Japanese plum specifically--not a peach. Thanks for the great post.

Howie Pyro said...

man, those days were the best days for me seeing & discovering all that stuff with help from guys like you...amazing that we could walk 2 blocks from home & see screamin jay or esquerita in a small bar! whatta mindfucker! i have a flyer for the jack the ribber shows...i'll try & find it & scan it for you...

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