Thursday, July 15, 2010

Gillian's Found Photo #51

Among the strange rituals found in the American suburbs in the late 20th century, perhaps one of the most peculiar, and least studied is that of "ass Twister", a rite of passage said to be particularly popular with Mormons, swingers, and certain country club sects gone culturally astray. Here is rare photographic evidence of an ass Twister cult ceremony in practice. I'm not sure what to make of it, has anyone out there ever witnesses such a thing in person? If so, we'd love to hear from you.

9 comments:

MM said...

This phenomenon, like Lyme disease, has invaded Canada through our mutual border and has grown rampant in the suburbs of the large city of Toronto. Walking down the side streets of Scarborough, North York and Mississauga late in the evening one can catch fleeting glimpses of orgiastic ass-Twisting from various houses of ill repute. The perfect entertainment for a summer evening.

Anonymous said...

My own damn folks met playing ass-Twister- White Bluesdude

Alex said...

The punishment for mid-game involuntary flatulence was usually set by the game host. Recently unearthed documents outline in detail extreme examples of fart immolation, polyester ass wraps, and the gruesome technique of sphincter modification know as 'corkscrewing' which were common practice for a time among small town Idaho orthodontists during the Ford administration.

Donna Lethal said...

Silver lame is required for all participants.

ron kellum said...

As a matter of fact Jim, upon leaving No Se No very early one morning( with whom I cannot recall) we stumbled into someone's nearby loft and interrupted a game of Twister.

Anonymous said...

A little crazy motion is all you need.
There's no no twister , like an ass ass twister,with you.

Donna Lethal said...

I've played strip twister, but that was the 80s.

Ted Barron said...

WHAT is grandma doing to the girl in the silver jumpsuit?

Alex said...

WHAT is grandma doing to the girl in the silver jumpsuit?


This bizarre and rarely documented procedure is known as 'taking granny's temperture'.

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